Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

(Good book. Very funny. I like this quote best.)

"Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of
petunias as it fell was 'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that
if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a
lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now." Douglas Adams,
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"