Humor, from our house and elsewhere

Emma Darcy has, unfortuntately, discovered the world of knock-knock jokes:
ED: Knock knock!
PP: Who's there?
ED: Cats!
PP: Cats who?
ED: MOO! (laughs hysterically)

I was reading through one of my diaries (from 2003), and found this anecdote:
We were at an art museum, at an exhibit on Seurat. Purring Piggy stood back from one of his pictures and said: "If you stand far enough back, you can't see the dots." Martin the Warrior, who was standing next to her, said candidly: "That's because you're old, Mom. I can see the dots."

And finally, from the often profound Austenblog, "It is a truth universally acknowledged that the only thing Pride and Prejudice needs to be completely charming is…pirates."