Why watch Hornblower when you can get this?

From this site:

The Horatio Hornblower Series
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard

Ioan Gruffudd as Horatio Hornblower:

I have strength of character and dignified restraint. Watch me square my jaw.

Robert Lindsay as Captain Pellew:

As usual, Mr. Hornblower, you have shown yourself to be a hero by your patient longsuffering and proper British accent. Carry on.

THE END

(Also look at its companion site, very hilarious)