I want a Cluebat

The snarky folk of Austenblog are usually on the opposite side of all things Austen than I am, but I read them because they really do care about her, and they have interesting links on anything Jane Austen on the web (they occasionally are a little rough in their language; I prefer The Republic of Pemberley for its cleanness). But I also stoop to snarkiness (and abashedly enjoy it) sometimes, and laughed aloud at this post. What I would give for a Cluebat of my own!